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Bonita Gorrie-Nuttall - Chronicle Of A Budding
Golfer's Swing!
It’s been a journey of bunkers, fairways, bushes and trees,
clubbing and teeing past duckies and things. Nowhere in sight,
have I yet seen an eagle, a birdie or Santa you see.
All of which,
I’m convinced may be nothing more than a mystical folklore
at this stage.
However, since my golfing journey began just over
3 months ago, I’m almost certain that there are magical pockets
of luck that burst through the swings every now and again and literally
mesmerise the player into coming back for more.
In these past few
months that magic has found me with a few lucky swings, leaving
me open-mouthed, lump-inthroat and engulfed by a nation of endorphins, ‘Singing
Hallelujah’ Dr. Alban style!
Can you hear it?
Ok….so
maybe I’m getting a little over-excited, but truly, the hours
of practice, the buckets of balls that tinkle off to the side and
bite the dust, pave the way for such feeling of achievement and
elation when some of those little white puckered balls zip through
the air and fly far, far away. At least past the 50m mark!
None
of which would be possible without my fabulous coach Leigh-Jane
Middleton who has a degree of patience Yoda himself couldn’t
top. From gripping, to swinging, chipping and putting…she’s
been tasked with transforming me into a real, live golfer. God
bless her.
Arriving for my first lesson at the Byranston Country Club, I
felt excited and yet slightly intimidated. All Country Clubs have
that effect on me though. I think it’s all the etiquette
around dress code, bikinis and swearing on the course. Quite particular
they are.
But one of the reasons golf is so great in Jozi is that
we get to be surrounded by nature in all her beauty, especially
as our spectacular summer thunder storms set in. Not necessarily
occurring at the same time of course!
My weekly lessons require
deep breaths and a pinch of ego-less salt.
Missing, gripping, swinging
and laughing – mostly ‘with’ me.
Our lessons are focused, yet fun. Leigh-Jane has a way of making
an exceptionally technical sport simple and accessible; where to
place my weight, closer or further from the ball, keep my left
arm straight and open, eye on the ball and connect!
But it seems
I’ve developed an Elvis habit of sorts. Sometimes I find
myself on my toes as I swing and hips forward as I follow through,
as if I were imitating the King himself! Maybe that’s how
he would’ve played golf?
Some days are better than others,
but the key I’m learning – is in the practice!
So it’s off to the driving range! 7 Iron in hand;
I find my spot and stake my claim to my patch of holey grass. Super
Bionic Glove - tick, sexy golf shoes – tick, Adams golf hat,
golf shorts and shirt – tick. Thanks to The Pro Shop in Woodmead,
I look the part, but now can I remember all that my coach has taught
me!
First few balls say – it’s hopeless, pack it up
before anyone notices and run! But then the guy next to me swings
and scuttles the ball off into the fence to the right of me and
I find myself grinning with a cheeky hope!
Alrighty then, one more
time, watch this space because I’m here to stay! Focus, swing,
follow through - and there my ball scuttles off after his… Nuts.
Another dash of ego-less salt followed by gentle giggle.
‘Tis par for the course, I hear. It’s only the ratio
that changes over time. Less scuttle, more fly! And it was the
few singing balls that hit the magical sweet spot, which inspired
me to say – it’s time to go get those clubs baby!
Off
to The Pro Shop, Woodmead! Wearing my fabulous high heel shoes
and a pretty low cut top, Shelley just looks at me and giggles – I
assume you brought your golf kit?
Moments later I’m standing
in stockings holding various clubs on their tee zone, leaning over
the ball and incidentally showing more cleavage than skill, feeling
girlishly shy. Now I get the reason for a golf shirt!
Swinging with a few different brands Shelley sparks the brilliant
idea of a complete Adams set. I think, ‘That’s great,
I’ve got the hat to match!’
Our expert advisor disappears
to bring back this gold and white, sparkling set of the most amazing
clubs! My bling! I’m like a kid in a candy store! Mine? All
mine? Really? And the clubs get socks too…? Such a HOT bag
with secret compartments for my keys, cell phone, lip gloss and
balls! I could almost fit my caddy in there! But then again, not
so useful.
Walking onto the driving range, my coach’s eyes
light up as she sees my BLING. Now it’s time to play! No
matter how challenging, how many balls I miss or scuttle, with
a stylish golf kit, amazing clubs and an excellent coach, I realize
that Santa’s come early this year; which can only mean one
thing… Somewhere out there, there’s a birdie or an
eagle with my name on it and perhaps ‘folklore’ could
become ‘chronicle’ of a budding golfer and her bling.
A really heartfelt thank you to The Pro Shop for all my stunning
golfing paraphernalia! Thank you also to Leigh- Jane and the
Bryanston Country Club for teaching me this great game in such
a beautiful environment. And of course, thank you to Shelley Galliver
for making this all possible!
Follow Bonita’s journey on her blog at http://bonita-g.blogspot.com or just add Bonita Gorrie-Nuttall as a friend on facebook.

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